Author Archives: Bubba Didit

About Bubba Didit

Bubba was born and raised in the same town as Andy Griffith. Now known better as Mayberry, the town grew up as Mt. Airy, NC. People who've lived there all their lives really do talk like Bubba and Andy. Bubba came along too late to know Andy, so claims no special knowledge of the real Andy.

DuhNooz Keeps on Comin’ – Bubba on Fed Funny Money, Charlie Rangel and Bootleggers

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and … Continue reading →

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Jet Blue Flight Attendant Quits in Style! The Coal-Fired Chevy Volt? Is Obama a Politician? Google, Verizon Propose.

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Bubba Didit

(WSJ) “A JetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at … Continue reading →

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HP’s Mark Hurd Caught Playin’ with a Lady at Work; Tiger Not Playin’ So Good Anymore!

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Fokes back home call it “poopin’ whur y’eat.” Poop’s the polite word. Mama won’t let me use the S word. An’ at poopin’ has tripped up another man who wuz ridin’ high. Seemed like bidness? The NYT says about the … Continue reading →

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First Job For Justice Elena Kagan: Bubba Sez Do Sumpm About Con Artist Class-Action Lawyers.

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We got ourselfs a new Supreme Court Justice, proving once agin at experience means nuthin. It’s all how y’feel about thangs. It’s feelin’s at count. DaddyO sez Kagan “…knows that the Supreme Court’s decisions shape not just the character of … Continue reading →

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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading →

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Why the Fuss Over a Mosque at Ground Zero, and Chelsea’s Wedding to a Jew? Don’t Mess with My Religion!

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Oil spills may come and go, celebrities may git in an out uv jail an everbody laughs an goes on with whutever’s next, but one thang sticks ferever: Don’t mess with my religion! At big hooraw in New York City … Continue reading →

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Posted on August 3, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading →

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Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Bubba Didit

Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading →

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Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Bubba Didit

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading →

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Bubba Didit

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading →

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