Monthly Archives: August 2010
DuhNooz: White House Clearing Out; Sympathy For Chickens? Where Does It all End?
DuhNooz rides agin… The First Wave of Weary Aides Heads for the Exits… Whut? All them White House idealists’re jumpin ship after jist 18 months? Y’mean ‘ey thought doin’ sumpm wuz gonna be as easy as talkin’ about it? Duhh! … Continue reading
DuhNooz Keeps on Comin’ – Bubba on Fed Funny Money, Charlie Rangel and Bootleggers
Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and … Continue reading
HP’s Mark Hurd Caught Playin’ with a Lady at Work; Tiger Not Playin’ So Good Anymore!
Fokes back home call it “poopin’ whur y’eat.” Poop’s the polite word. Mama won’t let me use the S word. An’ at poopin’ has tripped up another man who wuz ridin’ high. Seemed like bidness? The NYT says about the … Continue reading
Why the Fuss Over a Mosque at Ground Zero, and Chelsea’s Wedding to a Jew? Don’t Mess with My Religion!
Oil spills may come and go, celebrities may git in an out uv jail an everbody laughs an goes on with whutever’s next, but one thang sticks ferever: Don’t mess with my religion! At big hooraw in New York City … Continue reading
Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!
Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading