Monthly Archives: August 2010

DuhNooz: White House Clearing Out; Sympathy For Chickens? Where Does It all End?

DuhNooz rides agin… The First Wave of Weary Aides Heads for the Exits… Whut? All them White House idealists’re jumpin ship after jist 18 months? Y’mean ‘ey thought doin’ sumpm wuz gonna be as easy as talkin’ about it? Duhh! … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Keeps on Comin’ – Bubba on Fed Funny Money, Charlie Rangel and Bootleggers

Fed buying gummint debt? At’s shore whu’tay say. An with whut? Mortgage backed securities? Ain’tem thangs whut started the money crazies t’begin with? The Washinton Post says whu’tey’re doin is “in effect, it creates money out of thin air and … Continue reading

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Jet Blue Flight Attendant Quits in Style! The Coal-Fired Chevy Volt? Is Obama a Politician? Google, Verizon Propose.

(WSJ) “A JetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at … Continue reading

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HP’s Mark Hurd Caught Playin’ with a Lady at Work; Tiger Not Playin’ So Good Anymore!

Fokes back home call it “poopin’ whur y’eat.” Poop’s the polite word. Mama won’t let me use the S word. An’ at poopin’ has tripped up another man who wuz ridin’ high. Seemed like bidness? The NYT says about the … Continue reading

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First Job For Justice Elena Kagan: Bubba Sez Do Sumpm About Con Artist Class-Action Lawyers.

We got ourselfs a new Supreme Court Justice, proving once agin at experience means nuthin. It’s all how y’feel about thangs. It’s feelin’s at count. DaddyO sez Kagan “…knows that the Supreme Court’s decisions shape not just the character of … Continue reading

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Pelosi Ruins House Vacation? Judge Overules the People on Gay Marriage and that’s Democracy? Bubba’ll Ask the Militia.

Don’t them fokes in Congress who fight fer us so hard have a tough job? It ain’t enough uv a burden that they only git one month off fer summer vacation, now Nancy Pelosi says she’s gonna call’em all back … Continue reading

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Why the Fuss Over a Mosque at Ground Zero, and Chelsea’s Wedding to a Jew? Don’t Mess with My Religion!

Oil spills may come and go, celebrities may git in an out uv jail an everbody laughs an goes on with whutever’s next, but one thang sticks ferever: Don’t mess with my religion! At big hooraw in New York City … Continue reading

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Virginia Checking Immigrant IDs? Newsweek Rescued? Humans Not Fail-Safe? DuhNooz!

Bubba sez… Here’s whur we put all DuhNooz at ain’t important enough t’go anywhur else. Virginia joined the national debate over immigration Monday when Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II issued a legal opinion that authorizes law enforcement to check the … Continue reading

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Takes Two Clergy To Marry Chelsea? Guard Delays Border Guarding? Ignorance Makes College Cheating OK? | DuhNooz!

Ta-da… It’s today’s DuhNooz headlines: Takes Two Clergy T’Marry Chelsea Clinton an Marc Whutsisname. Duhh. If at knot’s at hard t’tie, maybe ‘ey shoulda brung in some Boy Scouts. Oh, y’say it wuz a protestant minister an a rabbi? Mus’ … Continue reading

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