Monthly Archives: July 2010

Obama Gittin Tough with China? Russia Havin a Heat Wave? Bubba Asks Jist Whut’s Happnin To This World?

DuhNooz! In the headliner today: The Obama administration has adopted a tougher tone with China in recent weeks. Duhh! how many times have we heared at in recent years? Ain’tat kinda like gittin tough with y’banker? Y’talk about it, fluster … Continue reading

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Bubba Sez, If You’re Gonna Stay in Washinton, You Gotta Pick Some Fights. An Ain’t Immigration Jist the Juiciest?

We jist made illegal a law that required enforcin’ the law. I don’t know abou’tchu, bu’tat makes me confused. ‘Course mama says I musta been born at way, but there is such a thang as bein’ confuseder, ain’t thay? Well … Continue reading

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New Face-Saving Serum Offers Hope To Tony Hayward, Charlie Rangel, Lohan, Others | DuhNooz!

I see whur they have a new face-relief serum. Fer shore! I ain’t kiddin. It’s a new Mega-Mushroom Advanced face serum, bein’ advertised on the Internet. Now jist thank uv the possibilities, an all the people at could use such … Continue reading

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New Confidence in BP? Brits Take Over America with Paul McCartney Concert in Nashville?

We but sob over a New York Times headline: “Road to New Confidence at BP Runs Through U.S.” Oh, yeh! At shore makes sense. Big gusher in the Gulf causin’ the biggest eco disaster ever known’ll shore inspire confidence in … Continue reading

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Tony Leaves BP? A Republican in Harlem? NY Times Prints Military Secrets and More Amazing iPhone Stuff | DuhNooz!

Tony the Tiger leaves BP? Gits his life back? How? He’s only gittin’ millions t’clear out his stuff an leave, an everbody knows a millionnaire ain’t nuthin no more. Cept when y’can git on a TV show while somebody figgers … Continue reading

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David Brooks on The Moral Naturalists vs God – NYTimes.com

David Brooks, in a NY Times Op-Ed piece, takes up an ages-old question of morality: Does our sense of morality come from God or evolution? Where does our sense of right and wrong come from? Most people think it is … Continue reading

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Charlie Rangel Gets Busted? Feds/AZ Lawsuit a Bust? Energy Bill Busted? Lohan on Vacation in Jail? | DuhNooz!

Rep. Charles Rangel broke ethics rules, House panel finds… Huhhhhh. Hold on here while I ketch my breath. A U.S. Congressman has broke some rules an the ethics committee is after him? Took free trips on corporate jets while he … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Library of Congress Archives Tweets | Apologies for Fired Ag Dept Worker | Facebook Tops 500 Mil

DuhNooz rides agin! Headline: Fired USDA official receives apologies from White House, Vilsack (WP) Ain’t it fun t’watch people eat crow? Specially them puffed up fokes in the gummint whut spends s’much time with CYA? An the puffed ups at … Continue reading

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Gluttons fer Punishment: People Hate Facebook, Obama Gang Fires First Thinks Later, Republicans Block Unemployment Benefits, Fail | DuhNooz!

DuhNooz concentrates on gluttons fer punishment. People hate Facebook. At crazy thang. 400 million people are signed up fer it, but hate it? At’s whut a survey says. Here’s all ‘ese fokes who put all ‘ey’re secrets on Facebook, trustin’ … Continue reading

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Anybody Worried About an Oil Spill or Illegal Immigrants or Health or Jobs? Cheer Up. Just Take the Long View!

Take the long term view. At’s spose t’be smart. Don’t worry bout whut’s goin on today. Tomorrow will be better, you jist wait. Ain’t it sumpm how sayin’s git top billin’ as bein’ smart? But thair’s too many takin’ the … Continue reading

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