Monthly Archives: June 2010

Say Hello To Yore New, More Powerful Pres-I-Dent: Barack Hussein Obama.

Hey, don’tchy know we got ourselfs one tough Pres-I-Dent! He jawboned (t’use his buddy Rohm’s word fer it) 20 bilion bucks outta BP. An ebm Congress would thank at’s a lotta money… wouldn’ey? Nah. Jis dreamin. Now they say he’s … Continue reading

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Cheer Up, Gulf Coast Fokes. Obama and BP Have Talked. Yore Trubbles Are Over!

Now that Obama met with them BP big dogs yestiddy, I bet you fokes on the Gulf Coast are jis feelin fine this mornin! Whut a relief at wuz, huh? Lessee, now. BP is gonna set up a $20 billion … Continue reading

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You Mean Obama Spoke, and the Waters Didn’t Part and the Oil Didn’t Stop Flowin’?

“Make no mistake,” says Obama, “we will fight this spill with everything we’ve got for as long it takes. Zaaow! Take at, Gulf gusher. Continue reading

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Gulf Oil Spill Problem Solved: Obama Preaches, Congress Hears!

Cheer up, people of the Gulf Coast. Obama says the easiest part of all iss oil spill MESS is gonna be cleanin up the beaches. He says all ye hafta do is send some people out there, scoop it up … Continue reading

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Afghan Mineral Discoveries: Thanks Be. We Got Ourselves a New Reason To Fight!

Hark, fokes! We finely have sumpm worth fightin’ fer in Afghanistan. Jist looki’tiss in the New York Times: “…The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, far beyond any previously known reserves and enough … Continue reading

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Afghani Graft? Census Bureau Waste? Brownback Reform? DuhNooz

DuhNooz rides again… WASHINGTON (NYT) — The military’s intelligence network in Afghanistan, designed for identifying and tracking terrorists and insurgents, is increasingly focused on uncovering corruption that is rampant across Afghanistan’s government, security forces and contractors. Now who would suspect … Continue reading

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Obama to Make BP Pay Oil Workers’ Salaries? Karzai Doubts Obama? More Facebook Problems? Duh.

Listen up, fokes. Here’s DuhNooz fer t’day. Obama’s Drillin’ Recess People whut work them oil rigs at Obama shut down with his time-out on offshore drillin’ upset? Why wouldat be? DaddyO says he’s gonna make BP pay all ‘eyre salaries. … Continue reading

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Alvin Green Wins the South Carolina Democratic Primary. Nominated for U.S. Senate. A Miracle?

Hot dawg! The great state of South Carolina has proved how elections are really won. They nominated a dude fer the U.S. Senate at nobody knows a thang about. Jist came outta the woods an s’prised everbody. Alvin Green, who … Continue reading

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The Fights: Obama vs BP, Boxer vs Fiorina, Harold Ford vs Who?

Hoowee! They’s so many fights goin on, it’s hard t’figger out which one t’watch. It’s like fight night on tv havin a differnt fight on ever channel. I’d volunteer t’be the referee, but then I’d hafta be neutral. Nobody wants … Continue reading

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The Kagan Confirmation Campaign: A Stellar Kickoff by the Washington Post.

The campaign has begun. No, we’re not talking elections. This is the Kagan confirmation campaign. The Washington Post kicks off with a Kagan showering of praise on Justice Antonin Scalia at a Harvard Fete she threw for him a few … Continue reading

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