Monthly Archives: June 2010

Supreme Court Hearings Comedy | Larry King Comedy | Russian Spy Comedy

Like usual at such affairs everbody wuz all dresses up in ‘eir Sundy  best… ‘cept one. She woulda been in her Sad’dy best. Talkin’ bout them senators hearin whut Elana Kagan wouldn’ say about the possibility a’her gittin’ on the … Continue reading

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Supreme Court Gives Chicago Its Guns Back | Bubba Says Form Your Own Militia | Clinton Says Blow Up the Gusher.

Yay, Chicago! Y’gottchy guns back. The Supreme Court says the local gummint cain’t take’em away frum ye. So git ou’tair an party. Now not jis crimnals can have’em. Whut? Somebody say only militias are’spose t’hav’em. At’s Ok. All people whut … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson Honored for Taste in Gloves | Obama’s Taste for Money at G-20 | Senator Byrd the WVa Breadwinner Dies

A whole 192 grand fer a glove? Whut’s wrong here? Here’s the G-20 world manipulators tryin’ t’come up with a way of cuttin spendin aroun the world, an some dude pays 192 million green ones fer Michael Jackson’s glove? Correction, … Continue reading

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Financial Reform Law Passed: Who’ll Pay? Bubba Says His Wallet Feels Lighter Already!

Man-n, has Congress got a new law fer you! Gonna save y’money, make y’money an’ affect ever part uv yore life! Dang! At’s big. Listen up, fokes, cause yore Washinton servants stayed up all night t’gi’tat handled by early yestiddy … Continue reading

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Let’s All Jist Declare BP the Winner and Go Home. A Flaw in the New iPhone?

The cap comes off, the cap goes on. The cap comes off, the cap goes on. It’s like at ole sayin,” the farther they go, the behinder they git. But BP’s tryin’ ‘eir best. An ‘ey’s a lotta tombstones at … Continue reading

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McChrystal Fired. Now To Become a Double-Dissin’ General? BP: A Drilling Ban Loophole?

Surprises: Like one a’Andy Griffi’s friends used t’say on at show Andy whomped up about our home town, Mayberry. Su’prise, su’prise! An jist looky whut su’prises we got fer y’today. If y’enter WashingtonPost.com in y’web browser whatta y’git? Woodjy say … Continue reading

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Snap to, General McChrystal! Yore Boss Obama Wants To See You on the Double!

(Bubba went off an left this, so Daniels had to post it) Hey, soldier! You! McChrystal! Snap to thair, boy. Did I hear a smart remark outta you? Drop down air an gimme a dozen. Then report t’the office! On … Continue reading

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Poll: Obama Has No Handle on Gulf Disaster. Duh. We Needed a Poll Fer That?

At country song at says “God is great, beer is good an people are crazy” gits truer an truer, don’t it? A new poll – an you do realize at yore life is controlled by politicians who are controlled by … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson: Poster Boy for Credit Card Addicts?

How ‘bou’tat Michael Jackson. Not his talent. That wuz settled a long time ago in his favor. But did’jy hear? He had a credit card problem that’d make the cut up y’card industry draw up in its shell. Y’think you … Continue reading

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BP Quotes on the Gulf Oil Spill? They Ain’t as Dumb as Tony Hayward Acts.

“Pass the word along to Obama. That would be a good place to do some community organizing. He could bring some of the small people together. They love togetherness, and certainly don’t mind getting dirty, so they’d be perfect for the job. And he hates profit, so he’ll probably be most happy to do it.” Continue reading

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