Monthly Archives: April 2010
America’s Tricky Finance Overhaul — Farm Style
Bubba sez HEY everbody! There’s another fight in Washinton! You thought health care was a bigun? You ain’t seen nuthin yet! Now they’re fightin over money. BIG money. After givin all them banks big bucks in bailouts, the gummits tryin … Continue reading
Inspector Clouseau Strikes Again: The Battle of the Iceland Volcano
Commissioner Sir Charles Braithwaite: [clutching a bottle of wine just ruined by Clouseau] I’ve nursed this bottle since Dunkirk. What’s with the French? Screwing things up again. If the Brits didn’t already call their french fries chips, bet they’d be … Continue reading
Are You Drinking Coffee Run Through a Small, Furry Animal?
Bubba sez somebody somewhere’ll do anything. Somebody somewhere’ll buy anything. ‘Eese dudes’at con fokes outta their money know that better’n anybody. Then nair’s somebody somewhere at’ll say anythang. At’s knowed well by ever foul-mouth so-called comedian in the world. But … Continue reading
Homage to Hummer, Lexus Skids, Wall Street’s Goldman Sachs Hit
DuhNooz! Penn Jillette sez, “There’s a feeling one gets when one sits behind the wheel of a really big stupid military-lite American Hummer. You have that feeling of being strong and safe, high on your pleather throne, above the fray, … Continue reading
Taxes, Taxes, Taxes. One Infamous Day Down, But It’s Not Over Yet.
Bubba sez WHOOEE! Ain’tcha glad ‘ats over with? Tax day I mean? Now I know almost half of you don’t care, cause you don’t pay Fedral taxes anyway. An’ then a bunch of us don’t care cause we got refunds … Continue reading
Tea Partiers Rich? Everybody in New York City Has ADHD!
Bubba sez… You gonna bulieve this? Them Tea Party people’r richer’n most uv us. Sez it right here in the NYT, or in one a them surveys they did with CBS. It says, “Tea Party supporters are wealthier and more … Continue reading
Repubs Fight Dems on Finance? Really?
Bubba sez… Oh boy! Hot Dang! It’s another fight! Repubs are snappin’ at Dems now about financial reform. No kiddin’. We been sayin it all along. Congress trying to match brain? with Wall Street? WS gits what they want ever … Continue reading
GOP Stuped? Washington Choked? California Gone?
Bubba sez, “Huh? Ain’t that about like ay been sayin’ about DaddyO tellin’ nem foreigners he ain’t gonna nuke’em if ay do sumpm bad to us? Jis look: “Senate Republican leaders declined to rule out a filibuster of President Obama’s … Continue reading
Twitter Takeover? Apps Ads? Kids’ Internet Habits? What the World Is Really Coming To!
Mac Cob introduces ads on coffins in celebration of Apple’s introduction of ads on Apps. Continue reading