Monthly Archives: April 2010

High-tech Fooling the Military? Really? With Powerpoint?

I knowed all ‘ese high-tech people was messin’ with our minds, but now they’re messin’ with our military geniuses. At’s whu’tay say. First thang, they’s all ese i thangs. Pods, pads, phones’n stuff. Aye got all ‘ese apps on’em. I … Continue reading

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What the Immigration Fight’s REALLY About. And Watch Your Language Around Your Coffee!

Ye know whu’tiss immigration fight is all about? That’s exactly whut it’s about. The fight. They been fightin’ about it fer years. Now they found a new thang about it t’fight about. Arizona. They say the guv signed a law … Continue reading

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Goldman Sachs vs Congress. Who Won? Frisco Boycotts Arizona? Things Are Really Tough Now!

Duh Nyews, or for you Yankees, Duh Nooz… roasted all over agin specially fer YOU. You DO know we look out fer YOU, dontchy? I mean O’Reilly ain’t got nuthin’ on us. ‘Cept maybe a audience. Didje see the big … Continue reading

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Bubba Makes It! He’s Now A User! Rich People & Indians Block Wind Power.

Hey, looky, fokes. I’m now a user. Finely, after all ‘iss time, I been declared what I am an everbody knows I am – a user. Ain’t it sumpm the way thangs change? Used to be, ye called somebody a … Continue reading

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Propaganda? Me? I don’t even know what it means!

Bubba sez the 12-year-old who hangs around our house asked, “What’s propaganda?” Now, she’d heard somebody sayin’ at word when we was comin’ outta church. The missus an me sure hoped at wadn said about the preacher, but we couldn’ … Continue reading

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Tebow and the Tea Party

I am becoming more and more convinced that those who feel a need to discredit Tim Tebow, by among other things, casting appalling aspersions on any chance that he will succeed in the NFL, have a lot in common with … Continue reading

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California’s Pot Problem. America’s Prayer Problem. Should We Legalize’em Both?

As more and more states allow medical use of the drug, and California considers outright legalization, marijuana’s supporters are pushing hard to burnish the image of pot by franchising dispensaries and building brands; establishing consulting, lobbying and law firms; setting … Continue reading

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SEC Big Wigs Watching Porn on the Job.

Unbelievable? What could be unbelievable these days. While they’re supposed to be looking out for us, some of the top people are spending up to eight hours a day watching porn? But they stick their heads out of their offices … Continue reading

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Comedy Central Nominated Leading News Channel. And Wins!

Led by Jon Stewart, ably backed up by South Park, and profusely quoted by Fox News and MSNBC, Comedy Central swept the field of honor and saved the reputation of news anchors everywhere when they took top honors during a … Continue reading

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Where’s God in All This Mess?

It’s enough to make a man or woman swear off religion. Priests sexually abusing little boys, and sometimes girls. Jihadists killing innocent people by the hundreds and thousands in the name, they say, of Allah. Evangelicals in high places frequenting … Continue reading

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